I find it revolting that the word vagina comes from the Latin word for scabbard or sheath. This is not merely a place to stick your fucking sword.

… Or, if you go by the Latin, tail.

I write too many lists.

You used to be Aim Snap Fall. Now you’re only 3685.

Uh-uh boots for sure. Me, you, both of us… I’m not fussed.

youcouldbehappy:

Corduroy Dog

… That I’m a matter of months away from official adulthood and however far I want to be from the real thing.

Seventy-six million children worldwide were denied life because they were female.

This looks a lot like abortion but tastes like orgasm.

Slice one large tomato thinly. Simmer in a frying pan until soft. Add a dash of fish sauce and a little tabasco or, failing that, pepper. Stir through. Beat two eggs and add them to the tomatoes, cooking slowly until nicely scrambled. Serve with salt and pepper.

Enjoy, if you can get the fetus image out of your head. Unless, of course, you’re a ‘barbarous Scythian’ or ‘he that makes his generation messes’ (cheers, Shakespeare), in which case, fetus consumption shouldn’t bother you.

NB. Kudos to any barbarous Scythians who actually read my tumblelog.

Somehow, tea is all the more comforting out of a Leunig mug.

I don’t like cricket…

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